Flirty franchise Cheeky Waffles has opened on the Gold Coast, to much fan(ny)fare.
Maturity is overrated. Dick jokes? Hilarious at any age. Fruit that looks like vulvas? Never not funny.
Cheeky Waffles embraces the giggling teen within all of us with its unique and decidedly saucy penis + vulva-shaped treats, now being cheerfully dispensed to much amusement in the heart of Surfers.
These distinctly 'grammable desserts take eating out to a new level, with delicious doodles and hot, fresh hoo-has coming out of the waffle iron before being liberally smothered in melted chocolate or creamy caramel sauce, as well as a variety of crumbled toppings including Tim Tams, Oreos, Biscoff and even more chocolate, if that's what flicks your bean.
There may even be sauce injectables available for those who really like to pump things up.
Cheeky Waffles are not only sellers of seductive sweets, they are also a 100% sex-positive org. One penis and one vulva at a time, they are helping to blast away the taboos about our very normal human parts. And that's not all. At various times of the year you'll be able to grab yourself some limited-edition pride-themed treats and even a Valentine's Day box - literally. Can someone say perfect gift?
Oh, and did we mention happy endings* are only $1? You've never seen such value on the coast. Pop into Surfers now to get your mouth around these titillating treats.
*Happy endings are an extra drizzle of white chocolate. Blank takes no responsibility for deliberate misunderstanding of this offer :-)
